THE DEEPER THE BETTER

Just curious.  While he is down there digging as deep as the soil will take him, how is the view?  Once he pulls us in the hole, who is gonna throw him a rope?

  Moreover, who is gonna get him some beer?

HE WANTED TO LIVE BY THE WATER

I wonder if he knows that's where he died too.

I'M SWIMMING AROUND

  I never was on a hook before.  Thank goodness I wiggled around and got that thing out of my mouth, even though it left a mark.  Some lipstick will take care of that.  Lipstick always helps. 

   I am swimmin around but staying close to the shore.

PINEAPPLES

I had always liked pineapple.  The juice is sweet and frothy and makes your body smell good.  The shape is intriguing and unique.  I lived on a Pineapple Plantation and watched them grow sprouting smooth green leaves with prickly edges. A pineapple means 'welcome' around the world.

   But, no longer is the gold fruit of friendship and neighborly love a friend of mine.  In fact, the sight of a pineapple can make me sick to my stomach.  Especially if it is bronzed.  

CROW PIE

It's the only kind she isn't fond of.  Even with lots of homemade whipped creme piled high on top, she took just a couple bites.  Then she went home and washed it down real fast with a tall cold glass of fresh milk.

NOT A GOOD NIGHT

When you throw up in your plastic pumpkin.

BLONDES

Do get more attention but you will have to ask somebody else about the fun part.  My hair is blonde.  Still, blonde, brunette, redhead or gray, I always have fun.  Just try and stop me.

CANDY AND A KISS

I Love candy.  I just love it.  I can't go two days without eating it.  I love candy dishes filled with bright colored sweet and sour treats that sparkle with sugar.  I delight in fudge creamy and smooth on my tongue.  I adore the colorful array of gourmet lollipops and streams of black and red licorice.

  Halloween candy is my favorite with tons of bags lining all the stores.   Miniature bars of Three Musketeers and Milky Ways and Heath toffee await in the witch hand by my door.  Then there is candy corn. Mmmmmmm good.  I crave the mellow honey blend any time of year. The orange, yellow and white sections are fun to eat.  Harvest corn adds chocolate and a festive fall look. 

  Juicy Orange Slices thick in crystal chunks of rock candy, glow through the glass candy bowl by my front door.  All year round. 

  Easter Peeps and Marshmallow Chicks and Rabbits in spring colors go from blue to yellow and pink.  The soft sugar melts in my mouth.

   Now, there is something I like more than candy.  Kissing him.  Oh, I just can't wait to do it again.

FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE

How much worse?