A LTTLE BIT OF IVEY

A LTTLE BIT OF IVEY

Monday, April 4, 2011

IT MUST BE TRUE

My first grade teacher Mrs.Wright told me "Ivey Mae darlin you have ants in your pants."  Four years later my fifth grade teacher jumped on board. 

    Then in my early twenties I overheard my mother's voice drenched in frustration asking dad "What is wrong with her?"  To which he calmly replied "She has ants in her pants." 

   The woman I work with for over fifteen years smiled at me today as I jumped up to lower the air conditioner.  In her sweet amiable tone she tells me " Lord I swear I never did see a grown woman that had ants in her pants like you." 

   OK it must be true.

   What I want to know is where they came from.